Rabu, 30 September 2009

[Bicara-Remaja] Lord Dharamraj and Priest ( Joke )

 



Lord Dharamraj and Priest ( Joke )

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Lord Dharamraj and Priest

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt,
leather jacket & jeans.

Lord Dharamraj asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether
to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Banta Singh, taxi driver from New Delhi !

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles & says to Banta Singh: Please
take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice:
I am Sant Shiromani Baba so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for
the last 40 years.

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this
cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash
driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a
Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to
make do with a Cotton robe?

'Results my friend, Results,' shrugs Lord Dharamraj.

While you preached, people SLEPT;  but when he drove his taxi, people
PRAYED.

Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION + EDUCATION that
ultimately counts.

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[Bicara-Remaja] Wanna Kiss These Animals? lOlz...

 



Wanna Kiss These Animals? lOlz...

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[ Motivasi ] (wisdom psikolog sinshe fudin) ulat

 

 
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Anda harus tahan terhadap ulat jika ingin dapat melihat kupu-kupu

Beberapa murid taman kanak-kanak ditanya sama gurunya tentang musik favorit mereka dan beserta alasannya:
Murid 1: "Saya suka lagu Dangdut bu..." karena bisa buat goyang.
Murid 2 : "Kalo saya suka Metal bu, karena saya suka lagu yang keras."
Murid 3 : "Saya suka Dugem, karena bisa geleng-geleng bu.."
Murid 4 : "kalo saya suka sekali dengan sirine polisi bu, sebab ayah saya selalu lari kalau dengar suara sirine mobil polisi, jadi saya tidak di hajar lagi sama ayah bu..."


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[Belia] Lord Dharamraj and Priest ( Joke )

 



Lord Dharamraj and Priest ( Joke )

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Lord Dharamraj and Priest

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt,
leather jacket & jeans.

Lord Dharamraj asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether
to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Banta Singh, taxi driver from New Delhi !

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles & says to Banta Singh: Please
take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice:
I am Sant Shiromani Baba so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for
the last 40 years.

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this
cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash
driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a
Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to
make do with a Cotton robe?

'Results my friend, Results,' shrugs Lord Dharamraj.

While you preached, people SLEPT;  but when he drove his taxi, people
PRAYED.

Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION + EDUCATION that
ultimately counts.

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[Belia] Wanna Kiss These Animals? lOlz...

 



Wanna Kiss These Animals? lOlz...

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The Amazing Versatility of Animal Tongues

Some animals put us to shame with their tongues and what they can do
with them. No teenaged first French kiss nerves for any of the
creatures featured here. The muscle in our mouths used to manipulate
food for chewing and swallowing is also of course... There are more images with Information, check it out...

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[Belia] MEN AND LOVE ( FUNNY READING )

 



MEN AND LOVE ( FUNNY READING )

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MEN AND LOVE ( FUNNY READING )

John was waiting for his love....

"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you
were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"

"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody
and stuff .... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sally comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ... I was
shopping for shoes ... totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain ....
"she would have had a nervous breakdown"

John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no
problem"

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what
occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought John .....

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ...
parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.

Sally stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes
now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in
thought"

"No records found", said the brain ...

"Damn!!", thought John

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.

John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today
is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started
crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"

"!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

John was dumbfounded. "What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he
asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will
comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all data on
'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday
... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...

"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left. John and his brain were left there
clueless ....

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[Bicara-Remaja] MEN AND LOVE ( FUNNY READING )

 



MEN AND LOVE ( FUNNY READING )

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MEN AND LOVE ( FUNNY READING )

John was waiting for his love....

"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you
were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"

"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody
and stuff .... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sally comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ... I was
shopping for shoes ... totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain ....
"she would have had a nervous breakdown"

John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no
problem"

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what
occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought John .....

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ...
parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.

Sally stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes
now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in
thought"

"No records found", said the brain ...

"Damn!!", thought John

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.

John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today
is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started
crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"

"!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

John was dumbfounded. "What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he
asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will
comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all data on
'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday
... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...

"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left. John and his brain were left there
clueless ....

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[Belia] DAMN FINE EXPLANATION ( lOlz... )

 



DAMN FINE EXPLANATION ( lOlz... )

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DAMN FINE EXPLANATION  

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare
you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you
what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words
you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and
this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her
into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put
on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing
that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had
for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with
tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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[Bicara-Remaja] Fight for Kiss ( One Great Ad )

 



Fight for Kiss ( One Great Ad )

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 Fight for Kisses ( A Great Ad )

Fight for kisses ( one great ad )

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